“the guestbook is REAL. sign it or the kobold hoards ur packets”
est. 2026 • a den on the indie web • last updated: Aug 18 2026, 5:40pm (the server said so, this is legally binding)
this is my personal corner of the internet, handcrafted with real HTML like an artisan. no trackers, no ads, no algorithm, no “engagement.” just vibes, served directly from a linux box i personally have to apologize to when it goes down.
the big social platforms are seven strip malls in a trenchcoat. this page is a den dug into the side of the information superhighway. take ur shoes off.
| name: | [REDACTED] (u have to earn it) |
| species: | kobold. the small dragon kind, not the D&D rat kind. important distinction |
| colors: | purple scales, blue accents. yes it matches the terminal theme. no that was not an accident |
| size: | smol. do NOT comment on it |
| hoard: | domains, spare thinkpads, unfinished blender projects |
| likes: | warm server exhaust, KDE plasma, correctly weighted physbones |
| dislikes: | UV seams, poorly optimized avatars, being picked up without consent |
| powers: | can read blender files with the naked eye. breathes fire (small amount) |
art coming when i finish the retopo. do not ask about the retopo.