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*notices ur DNS records* >.< what's this??

🚨 BREAKING: local domain purchased for reasons owner cannot fully explain 🚨 sign the guestbook or the mothman gets u 🚨 NEW gifs added 04/13/2002 🚨

NAVIGATE

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MOOD

current mood: bouncy ✧
listening 2: darude - sandstorm.mid
drinking: SURGE™

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(replies within 3-5 business years)

WELCOME 2 MY HOMEPAGE

HELLO fellow web surfer!!! u have reached owo.ing, the internet's premier destination for absolutely nothing in particular. this site is my personal corner of cyberspace where i post whatever i want because it is MY domain and the registrar said so legally.

plz set ur screen resolution to 800x600 for the optimal experience. if u are on "high speed" internet, congrats moneybags. everyone else: the page is done loading when the flames stop. (the flames never stop.)

🚧 ~*~ UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE 1997 ~*~ 🚧
(this is a permanent state of being, not a status update)

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SITE NEWS

today: registered owo.ing. immediately made this. no regrets NEW!
also today: added 14 more sparkle gifs. page now weighs 11MB. worth it
upcoming: guestbook, hit counter v2, possibly a java applet that plays a fanfare (do NOT ask when)

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U ARE VISITOR #

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(counter may or may not increment every time YOU look at it. spooky)

🎵 now playing: owo_theme_FINAL_v2(1).mid

GUESTBOOK

xX_DarkSephiroth_Xx: cool site!! visit mine at geocities.com/Area51/Vault/4822

ur mom: get off the computer, dinner is ready

A REAL LAWYER (not fake): you have won 1,000,000 dollars. simply reply with your SSN

toaster_enjoyer_2001: owo

webmaster (me): testing testing does this work. if ur reading this it worked

(a REAL guestbook. powered by REAL php. handcrafted server-side like grandma used to make)

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